i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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