we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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