Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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