Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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