I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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