If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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