i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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