Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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