I wannas sexs uuuuu
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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