yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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