...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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