Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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