Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
