I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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