When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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