So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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