im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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