..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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