I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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