UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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