She's JV to your varsity
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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