Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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