In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
