Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
