I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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