Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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