no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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