I'd wear matching sweaters with you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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