i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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