I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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