No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
