Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
