You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i believe in u and ur pee
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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