i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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