the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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