i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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