Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Mom said you looked used
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i think my cat just said my name.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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