U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Do you have feelings for this penis?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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