You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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