Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if you like me you must not know who I am
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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