he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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