I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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