me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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