Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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