Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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