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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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