my sisters under your porch take her home
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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