I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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