Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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