Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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